An act describing the kdrama audience minority and majority.
Section 1. This act defines the kdrama audience as a set of people who have watched, are watching, or can’t watch but dying to watch RIGHT NOW any kdrama.
Section 2. Kdrama audience shall hereafter be referred to as AUDIENCE.
Section 3. The minority
Article 1. This act defines the minority as a division of the audience which is composed of casual viewers or people not yet obsessed with watching kdramas.
Article 2. Members of the minority have the annoying habit of watching over the majority’s shoulders and asking logical questions such as: “Who’s that? Why is she crying? Why can’t she just say she likes him?” during crucial moments of the story.
Article 3. The expected lifespan of minority members is approximately one hour – or the length of time it takes to finish one episode of a kdrama. At the end of said episode, the minority member shall become part of the obsessed majority.
Section 4. The majority
Article 1. This act defines the majority as a division of the audience composed of hardcore viewers and addicts who will stop at nothing to get their next kdrama fix.
Article 2. The majority knows kdramas like the back of its hand. Maybe more. As such, the majority is more forgivable in terms of bad acting, poor directing, and crappy scripts and plotlines provided there are ample brooding or fanservice scenes to make up for the lack of quality.
Section 5. Effectivity – this act shall take effect as soon as a normal person watches a kdrama or episode thereof.