An act declaring the rights and privileges of stalkers and protecting them from detection while performing stalkery acts.
Section 1. Definition of stalker – Whereas, a stalker is any person with the intent, accidental or not, of discovering an important secret, a juicy gossip, or any potentially damaging information, birth secrets, illicit affairs, and the like.
Section 2. Any persons fitting the definition of stalkers as described in Section 1 are protected from discovery while performing the following duties as stalkers:
(a) Hiding behind a thin post or a very small office plant
(b) Tailing or driving alongside the car of stalking victims
(c) Skulking behind glass windows/doors
(d) Walking just a few steps behind the victim
(e) Sitting in an adjacent table in a café or restaurant
Section 3. Special cases – A stalker may only be discovered/followed by another stalker.
Section 4. Effectivity – This act is only effective in kdrama land. Elsewhere you are better off hiring private detectives.
Hahaha LMAO!! This is SO true!!
Or being in one of the bathroom stalls and hearing a phone conversation outside, hahaha
That, too! It deserves a bathroom use law or something.
I vote for a bathroom use law! With different rules for male and females haha
There’s a Bathroom Use Law now 😀
https://kdramalaws.wordpress.com/2012/07/03/bathroom-use-law/
Oh wow! U replied so fast! Thank you! 🙂 I didn’t expect that. I just discovered this blog a few hours ago and didn’t do my research before posting (guilty:D). Found out about that law by myself while exploring your blog and was trying to find now where I posted this comment to rectify it haha. An awesome surprise was waiting for me 😀 Your blog is awesome and I’ll definitely come back for more, keep up the good work!