Jerk Of All Trades Law

An act requiring fair distribution of talent and kindness in kdrama leads.

Section 1. Whereas there is a need to manufacture flaws in kdrama geniuses to endear them to the audience.

Section 2. Whereas a kdrama genius cannot suck at professional aspects of their life in direct violation of the Kdrama Genius Act and must look elsewhere for their source of weakness.

Section 3. In line with Section 1 and 2 of this act, a kdrama genius, in order to balance his proficiency in everything else, must therefore have a horrible personality. A kdrama genius is hereafter referred to as the JERK OF ALL TRADES.

Section 4. Duties and responsibilities

(a) The Jerk Of All Trades must be demanding and difficult to work with.
(b) The Jerk Of All Trades must do everything with a burdened air.
(c) The Jerk Of All Trades must be impatient and unforgiving, especially towards himself.
(c) The Jerk Of All Trades’s life must be upended by a normal person with a warm and loving heart.

Section 5. Any person who violates this act by being smart AND kind AND considerate is hereafter referred to as THE THIRD PARTY and must spend half the kdrama being nice to the girl and the other half going crazy and out-of-character due to his unrequited love.

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2 thoughts on “Jerk Of All Trades Law”

    1. Save some for me! Boong do hasn’t completely cured me of jerkophilia yet.

      (Love your new avatar btw, it’s Queen Awesome)

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