An act recognizing the sensitivity of feet in kdramas and their need for appropriate care and attention.
Section 1. Whereas a foot is the part of the woman’s body that is highly susceptible to giving way, tripping, twisting, and spraining on all sorts of surfaces, with or without the presence of obstacles and regardless of the surface’s roughness or lack thereof.
Section 2. Whereas a heroine’s foot, once temporarily damaged or rendered useless by any of the minor incidents described in Section 1 of this act, must be tended to by the hero/male character in the following manner:
(a) Piggybacking the heroine to avoid putting weight on the leg.
(b) Swooping in and carrying the heroine out.
(c) Giving his more comfortable flats/leather/rubber shoes for the heroine to wear.
(d) Buying a new pair of shoes for the heroine.
(e) Massaging the damaged foot, in defiance of real-world first aid laws (which do not apply in kdramas).
(f) Running to the pharmacy and buying a plaster/bandage/poultice/etc and applying it to the damaged foot.
(g) Taking the heroine home in his car.
Section 3. Effectivity – a heroine’s foot is considered weak and sensitive except when being used to kick an annoying male in the shins and/or wearing impossibly-high-heels.