An act specifying proper road behavior in kdramas.
Section 1. This act specifies the duties and responsibilities of pedestrians, drivers, and passengers.
Section 2. Pedestrian behavior
(a) A pedestrian cannot cross the road unless he/she is confused, depressed, and/or sad enough not to notice the cars zooming by
(b) A pedestrian must save someone from being run over by hugging him/her close and must break up the awkward hug with an exclamation of “Are you crazy? Stop making me worry!” in accordance with the Denial of Feelings Act
(c) A pedestrian in a hurry must choose to run instead of riding a bus, taxi, train, or car. Furthermore, he or she is prohibited from using handphones as specified in the Communication Devices Act
Section 3. Driver behavior
(a) A food delivery person or truck driver on his/her part-time job must hit a chaebol/heir/heiress’ car pursuant to Section 2 and 3 of the First Meeting Act
(b) A driver must execute an illegal U-turn to signify a change of heart or Serious Business
(c) Should a driver be in danger of hitting a stranger’s motorcycle, he or she must swerve in favor of hitting the Truck of Doom instead
(d) A rich driver must drive alongside the bus to sweetly stalk the opposite party or signal him/her to “Get off the bus! Get off!”
(e) A driver must stare longingly and wait for his/her passenger to wake up instead of saying: “We’re here”
Section 4. Passenger behavior
(a) A passenger in a hurry must be stuck in traffic
(b) A taxi passenger in a hurry may, upon reaching the destination, jump off the car and not pay the fare without any consequences whatsoever
(c) A drunk passenger must throw up inside the car
(d) A tired passenger must fall asleep and wake up inside the car with the driver’s coat/sweater wrapped around her
(e) Passengers must sit in the train/bus beside the most awkward person they can sit beside with
(f) A rich person riding public transport for the first time must ignore indignant stares from the elderly or ajummas to give up his/her seat
Section 5. Effectivity – this act shall take effect on The First Meeting.
Section 6. Amendments
(a) Any truck in kdramaland is a Truck of Doom unless proven otherwise –mystisith
(b) No driver, passenger, or pedestrian must find it odd that two people are embracing each other in the middle of a busy highway. – wishiwasasian